'Bugs' Fenner:
You know, that hat on the bed might be bad luck.
Al Kruger: For you or for me?
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
Al Kruger: For you or for me?
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
Burton Hughes:
You're quite an entomologist.
Sgt. Archie Dixon: Nope! But I know all about bugs.
--Barton MacLane (as ) in Bombardier
Sgt. Archie Dixon: Nope! But I know all about bugs.
--Barton MacLane (as ) in Bombardier
Al Kruger:
It's a top job, all right, but it's the last one a guy ever holds. There's only one way out.
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
Al Kruger:
Why, I've heard guys that you've sent to prison say that if you ever made a deal, you'd see yourself dead before you'd go back on it.
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
Al Kruger:
You've got him wrong, Nick.
'Bugs' Fenner: Yeah, well, he's still a cop to me.
Al Kruger: Well, if it makes you happy, you keep right on thinking so.
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
'Bugs' Fenner: Yeah, well, he's still a cop to me.
Al Kruger: Well, if it makes you happy, you keep right on thinking so.
--Barton MacLane (as Al Kruger) in Bullets or Ballots
Capt. Tarnowski:
[commenting on a makeshift raft] That's pretty good for amateurs. You'll make a regular Noah's Ark out of it, animals and all.
--Barton MacLane (as Capt. Tarnowski) in Unknown Island
--Barton MacLane (as Capt. Tarnowski) in Unknown Island
Capt. Tarnowski:
We're going back to that island, Fairbanks. Back to find the beasts that chewed up your pals while there were still alive and kicking. You wanna come along?
[laughs]
John Fairbanks: I'd blow my brains out first before I'd go back to that island.
Capt. Tarnowski: [turning to Carol and Ted] Well, you still wanna go?
--Barton MacLane (as Capt. Tarnowski) in Unknown Island
[laughs]
John Fairbanks: I'd blow my brains out first before I'd go back to that island.
Capt. Tarnowski: [turning to Carol and Ted] Well, you still wanna go?
--Barton MacLane (as Capt. Tarnowski) in Unknown Island
Steve McBride:
[In a self-deprecating way] A fool there was, and here he is!
--Barton MacLane (as ) in Torchy Runs for Mayor
--Barton MacLane (as ) in Torchy Runs for Mayor
Steve McBride:
[to Maxie] If you get her to keep on makin' these passes at Dolan, do it yopurself or get someone else. I wanna go to a wedding, not a funeral.
--Barton MacLane (as ) in Torchy Runs for Mayor
--Barton MacLane (as ) in Torchy Runs for Mayor
