Larson E. Whipsnade: This way, ladies and gentlemen, this way. Right up on this platform. The world's greatest novelty. The Pronkwonk Twins! Elwood and Brentwood. Elwood is ten minutes older than Brentwood and has been in a hurry ever since. Ladies and gentlemen, Brentwood is the smallest giant in the world, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science.
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
Larson E. Whipsnade: Wherever the people speak a civilized tongue, the name of Whipsnade is a household word!
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
Larson E. Whipsnade: You kids are disgusting! Standing around here all day, reeking of popcorn and lollipops.
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
Larson E. Whipsnade: You know, getting married is like buying a new horse... going into a strange saloon...
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
Whipsnade: I was one-time champion of the Tri-state league and the Lesser Antilles. Didn't know one card from the other when I started... but I stayed up at night marking with a pen.
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
Whipsnade:[singing in shower] I'd rather have two girls / At twenty-one each / Than one girl at forty-two!
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: You absent yourself from this house immediately! You pharisee... you pecksniff... you egregious tartuffle!
Larson E. Whipsnade: Tartuffle? Is that good or bad?
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?
Larson E. Whipsnade: Tartuffle? Is that good or bad?
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
Hillbilly: All I want's my salary.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Glutton. Yes indeedy, yes indeedy. You'll get your celery, and olives, and mustard too!
Larson E. Whipsnade: Glutton. Yes indeedy, yes indeedy. You'll get your celery, and olives, and mustard too!
Constance Moore
(as Victoria Whipsnade)
Victoria Whipsnade : I didn't ask you to marry me.
Roger Bel: Oh, I see it now. You were just marrying me for my name, my social position.
Victoria Whipsnade : Why you insignificant, egotistical little...
Mrs. Bel-Goodie: Well! You're speaking to a Bel-Goodie!
Victoria Whipsnade : And you're speaking to a Whipsnade!
Roger Bel: Oh, I see it now. You were just marrying me for my name, my social position.
Victoria Whipsnade : Why you insignificant, egotistical little...
Mrs. Bel-Goodie: Well! You're speaking to a Bel-Goodie!
Victoria Whipsnade : And you're speaking to a Whipsnade!
Mary Forbes
(as Mrs. Bel-Goodie)
Victoria Whipsnade : What's the matter with my father?
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: Everything. He's...
Mrs. Bel-Goodie: Common, crude, vulgar...
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: Everything. He's...
Mrs. Bel-Goodie: Common, crude, vulgar...
