Merritt Andrews: What's your shoe size?
TV Thompson: 13
Merritt Andrews: Get in the car!

Merritt Andrews: Where did you learn that, in reform school?

Ryder Smith: [talking about them getting intimate] Don't be frightened.
Merritt Andrews: I'm not frightened and I'm not being coy. It's just that I've... I've never done anything like this before.
Ryder Smith: You certainly had me fooled. All that talk.
Merritt Andrews: That's all it was is talk, and unless you love me the way I love you...
Ryder Smith: I love you, Merritt, I love you.
[they kiss]

Ryder Smith: Experience! That's what separates the girls from the Girl Scouts.

Ryder Smith: Sophistication isn't a matter of where you come from or even what your family does. It's the way you - the way you think, your outlook on life, what you've experienced.

Tuggle Carpenter: Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor.

Police Captain: Gentlemen, the city of Fort Lauderdale is once again under fire from the north. We've survived it before and I reckon we're gonna survive it again. To you newly installed officers on the force, I'd to give you a little rundown on what to expect. Expect anything. Anything and everything cause that's what you're gonna get. Now, Fort Lauderdale is not the only city to be invaded at this time. In Palm Springs and in Newport, from the beaches of the Mid Atlantic to the snows of Colorado, the students of America are gathering to celebrate the rites of spring. And, if you pardon a pun, you've got that right. They're our future voters, their citizens of our country, and they're our responsibility. But how the hell to handle them, that's a different manner.
[laughter from officers]
Police Captain: Now these kids didn't come down here to break the law. They'll break it for sure, but that's not their main objective. And remember that they are our guests. So, I want every man on the force to try his best, his level best, to try to avoid arresting anyone. I know that this going to take great will power but try. And, above all preserve your sense of humor. Cause you're gonna need it if you want to survive. And... God bless you all.