
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)

Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."
Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.
Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.

Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)

Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)

Peter O'Toole
(as Michael James)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
When did all this come to an end?
Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point.
Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point.

Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)

Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs.

Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You're grotesque!
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!

Peter O'Toole
(as Michael James)

Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
Mayor's clerk:
I can't spell Sigismund.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I think that you have a little sexual block over the spelling of that naughty name. Allow me to help you, I'm a psychoanalyst, among other things.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I think that you have a little sexual block over the spelling of that naughty name. Allow me to help you, I'm a psychoanalyst, among other things.