John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
Now, before we begin I want you all to remember one thing. No matter what I may say... no matter what I may do on this stage during our work... I love you all.
Roscoe Karns
(as Owen O'Malley)
Oscar Jaffe:
Owen, something tells me you're not educated enough for this sort of thing. I'll have to hire some professor.
Owen O'Malley: Save your dough, sire. I yield the lamp of learning to no one.
Owen O'Malley: Save your dough, sire. I yield the lamp of learning to no one.
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
There's a message I want to go with those gardenias: "To my little madonna of the snows... " No, wait a minute. We won't use that this time.
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
Those movies you were in! It's sacrilege throwing you away on things like that. When I left that movie house, I felt some magnificent ruby had been thrown into a platter of lard.
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
What do you know about talent? What do you know about the theatre? What do you know about genius? What do you know about anything, you... bookkeeper!
Carole Lombard
(as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka)
Oscar Jaffe:
When I love a woman, I'm an Oriental. It never goes! It never dies!
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Phooey!
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Phooey!
Carole Lombard
(as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka)
Oscar Jaffe:
When I love a woman, I'm an Oriental. It never goes. It never dies.
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Phooey.
Oscar Jaffe: Love blinded me. That was the trouble between us as producer and artist.
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: So that's what it was, was it? How about your name in electric lights bigger than everybody's, and your delusion that you were a Shakespeare and a Napoleon and a Grand Lama of Tibet all rolled into one?
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Phooey.
Oscar Jaffe: Love blinded me. That was the trouble between us as producer and artist.
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: So that's what it was, was it? How about your name in electric lights bigger than everybody's, and your delusion that you were a Shakespeare and a Napoleon and a Grand Lama of Tibet all rolled into one?
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
You amoeba.
Max Jacobs: It's the truth, whether you know it or not.
Oscar Jaffe: Owen, take this creature who came to me as an office boy as Max Mendlebaum and who is now Max Jacobs for some mysterious reason and throw him into the street.
Max Jacobs: It's the truth, whether you know it or not.
Oscar Jaffe: Owen, take this creature who came to me as an office boy as Max Mendlebaum and who is now Max Jacobs for some mysterious reason and throw him into the street.
