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Moe Howard

Moe Howard

[Curly-Joe's thrown knife grazes Larry's fake mustache]
Moe: Missed that.
Curly-Joe: Missed that? Impossible!
Larry: Missed that? What is he aiming at?
Moe: You'll find out.
Larry Fine

Larry Fine

[Everyone is under arrest for stowing away in the back of a truck]
Moe: Four days directly to New York. And here we are, thanks to you.
Larry: You don't have to thank me.
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

[Guards are roughing up Curly-Joe]
Moe: Wait a minute. You're gonna hit a man with glasses?
Curly-Joe: [gratefully, as guards pause] Yeah!
Moe: [takes away glasses] Go ahead!
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

[Larry comes in with a waterlogged newspaper and hands it to Moe]
Larry: They left it in the swimming pool today.
Moe: Oh, I see. The tadpole edition.
Larry: Yeah, the tadpole edi...
[Moe whaps Larry with the paper]
Moe: That's for now. Remind me to kill you later.
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

[the Three Stooges are trying to convince Phileas to take them with him]
Moe: Who's going to lay out your day togs for daywear?
Moe: And your night togs for nightmares?
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

[tootling on horn to entice a snake out of its jar]
Larry: [frustrated] He don't like my music.
Moe: He's not supposed to like it. He's gotta hate it. Then he comes out, sees you, goes out of his mind, and while he's out, I clobber him.

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