Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Willie Best
(as Alex)
Larry Lawrence:
If that's Raspy Kelly, I owe him some money.
Alex: Well, from the tone of his infections, you better pay him.
Alex: Well, from the tone of his infections, you better pay him.
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Larry Lawrence:
Me, I'm mentally retarded. I'm still 11 years old when it comes to the 4th of July, circuses and haunted castles.
Willie Best
(as Alex)
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Larry Lawrence:
The girls call me Pilgrim, because every time I dance with one I make a little progress.
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Larry Lawrence:
This is no penny ante game, Alex.
Alex: Well, what are you gonna get out of it?
Larry Lawrence: Heart failure.
Alex: Well, what are you gonna get out of it?
Larry Lawrence: Heart failure.
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Parada:
Are you the one advising Miss Carter to sell the castle?
Larry Lawrence: No, my advice is keep the castle and sell the ghosts.
Parada: I myself have heard of only one ghost: the spirit of Don Santiago.
Larry Lawrence: Tell me, does he appear nightly or just Sundays and Holidays?
Larry Lawrence: No, my advice is keep the castle and sell the ghosts.
Parada: I myself have heard of only one ghost: the spirit of Don Santiago.
Larry Lawrence: Tell me, does he appear nightly or just Sundays and Holidays?
Paulette Goddard
(as Mary Carter)
[first lines]
Mary Carter: Hello, operator? Operator? Operator, the lights in my room. What? The lightning?
Mary Carter: Hello, operator? Operator? Operator, the lights in my room. What? The lightning?
