Humphrey Bogart
(as Charlie Allnut)
Humphrey Bogart
(as Charlie Allnut)
Humphrey Bogart
(as Charlie Allnut)
Charlie Allnut:
You know why did the chicken cross the road.
Rose Sayer: [missing the joke] I beg your pardon.
Charlie Allnut: Nevermind, miss.
Rose Sayer: [missing the joke] I beg your pardon.
Charlie Allnut: Nevermind, miss.
Humphrey Bogart
(as Charlie Allnut)
Charlie:
All this fool talk about The Louisa. Goin' down the river...
Rose: What do you mean?
Charlie: I mean we ain't goin' to do nothin' of the sort.
Rose: Why, of course we're going! What an absurd idea!
Charlie: What an absurd idea! What an absurd idea! Lady, I may be a born fool, but you got ten absurd ideas to my one, an' don't you forget it!
Rose: What do you mean?
Charlie: I mean we ain't goin' to do nothin' of the sort.
Rose: Why, of course we're going! What an absurd idea!
Charlie: What an absurd idea! What an absurd idea! Lady, I may be a born fool, but you got ten absurd ideas to my one, an' don't you forget it!
Humphrey Bogart
(as Charlie Allnut)
Charlie:
It's a great thing to have a lady aboard with clean habits. It sets the man a good example. A man alone, he gets to living like a hog.
Humphrey Bogart
(as Charlie Allnut)
Peter Bull
(as Captain of Louisa)
Captain of Louisa:
By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majestey Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.
Peter Bull
(as Captain of Louisa)
Captain of Louisa:
By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.
Peter Bull
(as Captain of Louisa)
Katharine Hepburn
(as Rose Sayer)
Rose Sayer:
[after travelling through the rapids] Now that I've had a taste of it I don't wonder why you love boating.
