Tommy Kirk
(as Biff Hawk)
Alan Carney
(as First Referee)
First Referee:
There's nothing in the rule book that says one team can't jump higher than the other.
Fred MacMurray
(as Prof. Ned Brainard)
Fred MacMurray
(as Prof. Ned Brainard)
Fred MacMurray
(as Prof. Ned Brainard)
Prof. Ned Brainard:
Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?
Fred MacMurray
(as Prof. Ned Brainard)
Keenan Wynn
(as Alonzo P. Hawk)
[the fire crew has arrived to rescue Alonzo Hawk, who is now bouncing out of control]
Fire Chief: [shouting through megaphone] Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax.
Alonzo P. Hawk: Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?
Fire Chief: [shouting through megaphone] Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax.
Alonzo P. Hawk: Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?
Ed Wynn
(as Fire Chief)
[the fire crew's net had been accidentally broken by Alonzo Hawk during their attempt to rescue him]
Fireman: I told you we needed a new one.
Fire Chief: You told me? What do you think I've been telling the town council? How am I supposed to buy a new net without an appropriation?
Fireman: Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it.
Fire Chief: Well, you just keep the kinks out of the fire hose. That's all I want from you. I'm the Chief!
Fireman: I told you we needed a new one.
Fire Chief: You told me? What do you think I've been telling the town council? How am I supposed to buy a new net without an appropriation?
Fireman: Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it.
Fire Chief: Well, you just keep the kinks out of the fire hose. That's all I want from you. I'm the Chief!