Leonora: They're just little boys that need to have their bottoms wiped.

Albert: [Confronting Leonora on the beach] You don't look like my late wife at all. She was well-bred and rather frail... except for her famous mammalia - oh, excuse me, that's a private joke in questionable taste. Still, sometimes one has to choose between good taste and being a human being. You look more like a cow than my late wife. Oh, no offense, I'm very fond of cows. "Moooo..." Also, she had no cousins - - I beg your pardon, she had one: James. Obviously, you're not James. What do you want of my daughter?
Leonora: You have no right to ask me ANY questions!
Albert: "NO" right? You must be out of your mind! I'm her legal guardian.
Leonora: No, you're not!
Albert: Very well, I'm not... not yet. Not *legally.* I've had no time to make the necessary arrangements. I've been away. But I can assure you, I intend to take every step to insure my rights. Warner and Swazey are my attorneys. Who are yours?

Albert: Do you realize that, all over the Australian bush, fathers are bashing their daughters like there's no tomorrow?

Albert: If you don't let her go, she'll get smaller and smaller.

Albert: Is your goddamn mother at home? I'm not going to eat you, you silly bitch.

Albert: You look more like a cow than my late wife, no offense, I'm very fond of cows.

Hannah: Crazy people never look their age.

Hannah: Why is the bed warm at eleven o'clock in the morning? A decent bed isn't supposed to be warm.

Cenci: I'll give you that sound if you let me go.

Cenci: My virginity is the only thing I possess.