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Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)

Duke: Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!"
Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)

Duke: Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.
Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.

Bing Crosby

Bing Crosby
(as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton)

Chester Hooton: Am I dead?
Duke: I can't tell, you always look that way.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)

Chester Hooton: As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now.

Bing Crosby

Bing Crosby
(as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton)

Chester Hooton: Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.
Duke: Iceberg? That's a glacier.


Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)

Chester Hooton: I'll have a lemonade.
[sees looks of surprise, snarls]
Chester Hooton: In a dirty glass.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)

Chester Hooton: If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)

Chester Hooton: Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.

Dorothy Lamour

Dorothy Lamour
(as Sal Van Hoyden)

Sal Van Hoyden: [singing] You wouldn't dare be too bold, would you? And think that my hand was to hold, would you? And you wouldn't play on my sympathy, then take advantage of me... would you? You shouldn't be quite so near, should you? Or whisper those words in my ear, should you? You can't get romantic; that, you know, takes two. But darling, if I would... would you?

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)

Sal Van Hoyden: Don't be facetious!
Chester Hooton: [confused] Oh, keep politics out of this!

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