Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)
Jan: Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Rock Hudson
(as Brad Allen)
Rock Hudson
(as Brad Allen)
Brad Allen: You are my inspiration (insert name here). A perfect combination (insert name here). Your eyes, your hair, are beyond compare so is it any wonder -- you've captured me and now I'm under your spell (insert name here).
Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)
Rock Hudson
(as Brad Allen)
Brad/Rex: We have a saying back in Texas mame. Never drink anything stronger than you -- or younger.
Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)
Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)
Jonathan Forbes: I don't know how fast he moves but it takes an early bird to get the best of a worm like me.
Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)
Jonathan Forbes: I found this goldmine, I'm not going to tell an old claim jumper like you how to get to it.
Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)
Jonathan Forbes: I started out in college with 8 Million Dollars and I've still got 8 Million Dollars. I just can't seem to get ahead.
Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)
Jonathan Forbes: In Texas there's nothing but a bunch of prairie dogs and stuff, and even the air out there -- there's nothing in it but air. In New York, you've got air you can sink your teeth into -- it has character.
