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Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: I figure the only way to get the inside dope is from the outside... dope!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: Nice, cheerful place. What time they bring the mummies out?

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: Nutty as a fruitcake, and with all that beautiful frosting.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: Say, I can be a lot of help to you, Sam. Look, here's my latest invention, right here - a camera with a keyhole lens. Takes pictures right through doors. I've been kicked out of five hotels already. How about it, Sam? Can I go to work for you? Just give me a simple "yes" or "no."
Sam McCloud: No.
Ronnie Jackson: Aw, but that's TOO simple!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: That's their racket. They're trying to make people think everybody's crazy.
State Trooper #2: Yeah, but with you they had a head start.
State Trooper: Come on.
Ronnie Jackson: Wait a minute. You gotta listen to me. You gotta TRUST me, fellas. This is the biggest frame-up since "Whistler's Mother!"


Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: Uh oh, her schizo's about to phrenia!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: What kind of a sucker do you take me for? Just because you're a girl and... I'm a boy and you're... throwin' those big blue eyes at me and... you're lettin' me put my arms around you... you lemme hold you close... even closer... you think you can get me to do anything you want.
[They kiss]
Ronnie Jackson: [huskily] What do you want, baby?
Carlotta Montay: Darling, the first thing we've got to do...
Ronnie Jackson: [interrupting] We're doin' it.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: You can open the mailman later.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: You come one step closer and I'll... I'll break this record into a thousand pieces! Oh... wait a minute. Who's side am I on?

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)

Ronnie Jackson: You may not know this, but I wasn't always a detective. Before they pinned this murder rap on me I had one of the sweetest little set-ups in San Francisco.
Reporter: A legitimate business?
Ronnie Jackson: Better than legitimate. It was profitable.

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