Myrna Loy
(as Aunt Bea)
Kit Preston:
Don't ever change.
Aunt Bea: I try not to, but the bills at the beauty parlor get bigger every year.
Aunt Bea: I try not to, but the bills at the beauty parlor get bigger every year.
Myrna Loy
(as Aunt Bea)
Inspector Byrnes:
Now, Mrs. Covent. Do you recollect exactly what your niece said to you on the phone?
Aunt Bea: Yes. She said, "Aunt Bea, help me, help me."
Inspector Byrnes: And what did you assume she meant, Mrs. Covent?
Aunt Bea: That she needed help, Inspector!
Aunt Bea: Yes. She said, "Aunt Bea, help me, help me."
Inspector Byrnes: And what did you assume she meant, Mrs. Covent?
Aunt Bea: That she needed help, Inspector!
John Williams
(as Inspector Byrnes)
Inspector Byrnes:
Sometimes I think the Blitz left us with more derelict minds than derelict buildings.
Doris Day
(as Kit Preston)
Brian Younger:
Before the war I planned on being an architect. But that meant an office and four walls. I even sleep out under the stars whenever I can. Camping trips and things like that.
Kit Preston: That's fine if you're married to a Girl Scout.
Kit Preston: That's fine if you're married to a Girl Scout.
Myrna Loy
(as Aunt Bea)
Herbert Marshall
(as Charles Manning)
Aunt Bea:
'Swan Lake' makes me terribly thirsty.
Charles Manning: Must have something to do with those long necks.
Charles Manning: Must have something to do with those long necks.
Myrna Loy
(as Aunt Bea)
Aunt Bea:
I was once in Dublin for the horse show, and I got a call at the Sheldon Room from a man who wanted to dress me in black underwear. Personally, mind you! It was the most *stimulating* minute-and-a-half I spent in Ireland!
