Dustin Hoffman
(as Ratso)
Ratso Rizzo:
You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
Dustin Hoffman
(as Ratso)
Joe Buck:
I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away!
Ratso Rizzo: Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?
Ratso Rizzo: Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?
Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
Sylvia Miles
(as Cass)
Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
Sylvia Miles
(as Cass)
Cass:
You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick!
Dustin Hoffman
(as Ratso)
[At the gravesite of his father]
Ratso Rizzo: He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his whole name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy "X."
Ratso Rizzo: He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his whole name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy "X."
Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
[first lines]
Joe Buck: Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.
Joe Buck: Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.
