Deborah Kerr
(as Valerie Edwards)
Shad Nathan:
You're emotionally upset, have a glass of water.
Valerie Edwards: I don't want a glass of water, I want a divorce!
Valerie Edwards: I don't want a glass of water, I want a divorce!
Dean Martin
(as Ernie Brewer)
Dan Edwards:
One of these days all these girls are going to show up at the same time and you are going to get shot.
Ernie Brewer: Oh but what a cuckoo firing squad.
Ernie Brewer: Oh but what a cuckoo firing squad.