Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
Candy Williams:
There's thirteen people in the audience.
Hap Schneider: This is no time to be superstitious. It's bad luck.
Hap Schneider: This is no time to be superstitious. It's bad luck.
Doris Day
(as Candy Williams)
Candy Williams:
This is strictly business, Mr. Carson.
Dick Carson: Yes, Miss Williams. Strictly business.
Candy Williams: Oh, Mr. Carson!
[hugs him]
Dick Carson: Yes, Miss Williams. Strictly business.
Candy Williams: Oh, Mr. Carson!
[hugs him]
Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
Hap Schneider:
[after Candy breaks a mirror] Hey, what's the matter with you? That's seven years bad luck.
Candy Williams: Let's make it fourteen.
[smashes another mirror]
Hap Schneider: Wanna try for twenty-one?
[Candy smashes a third mirror]
Candy Williams: Let's make it fourteen.
[smashes another mirror]
Hap Schneider: Wanna try for twenty-one?
[Candy smashes a third mirror]
Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
Hap Schneider:
"Food By Anton". There's a nice bit. Here we are loaded with talent, and some hash hustler gets his name up in lights.
Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
Hap Schneider:
Say, how about a little square-dancin'? Yahoo!
[jumps on the table and it collapses]
Party Guest: Alright?
Hap Schneider: Must be these boots, I'm used to dancing in my bare feet. How's everybody? Ah! Yahoo!
[jumps on the table and it collapses]
Party Guest: Alright?
Hap Schneider: Must be these boots, I'm used to dancing in my bare feet. How's everybody? Ah! Yahoo!
Doris Day
(as Candy Williams)
[last lines]
Otis Thayer: Ooh, Friday the Thirteenth. Anyone around here superstitious?
Candy Williams: Well, I, I... I used to be. But I'm not anymore. Not Lucky Me.
Otis Thayer: Ooh, Friday the Thirteenth. Anyone around here superstitious?
Candy Williams: Well, I, I... I used to be. But I'm not anymore. Not Lucky Me.