Jerkington:
[creepily] Goodnight, gentlemen. I hope you have a nice LONG sleep.
Moe Pink: Thanks, Dracula.
Moe Pink: Thanks, Dracula.
Larry Mink:
Here's one. "Wanted: Gravediggers."
Moe Pink: No, no, too morbid.
Curly Q. Link: Da morbid, da merrier! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Moe Pink: No, no, too morbid.
Curly Q. Link: Da morbid, da merrier! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Curly Q. Link:
[reading his uncle's will] "To my niece, Elisa Link, I leave one million, two hundred fifty thousand dollars. To my nephew, Curly Q. Link..." That's me! That's me!
Larry Mink: Yes! Yes!
Moe Pink: How much. How much?
Curly Q. Link: "To my nephew, Curly Q. Link, I leave a sum total of sixty seven cents, net."
Moe Pink: [in despair] Sixty seven cents!
Curly Q. Link: Sixty seven cents!
Larry Mink: Sixty seven cents!
[they hit each other, pull out their own hair and say it over and over again until fade out]
Larry Mink: Yes! Yes!
Moe Pink: How much. How much?
Curly Q. Link: "To my nephew, Curly Q. Link, I leave a sum total of sixty seven cents, net."
Moe Pink: [in despair] Sixty seven cents!
Curly Q. Link: Sixty seven cents!
Larry Mink: Sixty seven cents!
[they hit each other, pull out their own hair and say it over and over again until fade out]
Curly Q. Link:
It's dark in here!
Moe Pink: I can see the darkness!
[finds Curly standing on his and Larry's shoulders]
Moe Pink: Oh it's you! Boy will you come on?
Curly Q. Link: [gets down] I don't like darkness!
Moe Pink: I can see the darkness!
[finds Curly standing on his and Larry's shoulders]
Moe Pink: Oh it's you! Boy will you come on?
Curly Q. Link: [gets down] I don't like darkness!
Curly Q. Link:
Pardon me, I...
Detective: Who're you?
Curly Q. Link: [indignantly] I'm Curly Q. Link!
Detective: Oh, you're the missing Link!
Curly Q. Link: No, I'm da found Link! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Detective: Who're you?
Curly Q. Link: [indignantly] I'm Curly Q. Link!
Detective: Oh, you're the missing Link!
Curly Q. Link: No, I'm da found Link! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Curly Q. Link:
You know my name is Curly Q. Link!
Larry Mink: What's the "Q" stand for? Quincy?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: Quillip?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: What does the "Q" stand for?
Curly Q. Link: Cuff.
Larry Mink: Oh, Cuff Link!
Larry Mink: What's the "Q" stand for? Quincy?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: Quillip?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: What does the "Q" stand for?
Curly Q. Link: Cuff.
Larry Mink: Oh, Cuff Link!
Moe Pink:
[finds a horseshoe in his soup] Why you numbskull, we sent you to the butcher shop for meat, not the glue factory.
[hits Curly with the horseshoe]
Larry Mink: He's trying to poison us, that's what.
Moe Pink: You get out of this house before I split your throat from ear to ear you Lucrezia Borgia.
Curly Q. Link: If that means what I think it does...
Moe Pink: So what?
Curly Q. Link: So I'll go.
[hits Curly with the horseshoe]
Larry Mink: He's trying to poison us, that's what.
Moe Pink: You get out of this house before I split your throat from ear to ear you Lucrezia Borgia.
Curly Q. Link: If that means what I think it does...
Moe Pink: So what?
Curly Q. Link: So I'll go.
Moe Pink:
Blow out that candle.
Curly Q. Link: Oh, no! Then it'll be dark! I'm scared!
Moe Pink: Blow out that candle or I'll blow out your brain. Or a facsimile thereof.
Curly Q. Link: Or a facsimile thereof... all right.
Curly Q. Link: Oh, no! Then it'll be dark! I'm scared!
Moe Pink: Blow out that candle or I'll blow out your brain. Or a facsimile thereof.
Curly Q. Link: Or a facsimile thereof... all right.
Moe Pink:
Didn't you say you were born in Oxford?
Curly Q. Link: I can't remember. I was born awfully young.
Curly Q. Link: I can't remember. I was born awfully young.
