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Robert Morse

Robert Morse
(as J. Pierpont Finch)

J. Pierpont Finch: I feel sorry for men who don't knit, they lead empty lives.
Robert Morse

Robert Morse
(as J. Pierpont Finch)

J. Pierpont Finch: Just remember, Wally, we're all brothers.
J. B. Biggley: Some of us are uncles.
Robert Morse

Robert Morse
(as J. Pierpont Finch)

J. Pierpont Finch: Mediocrity is not a mortal sin.
Robert Morse

Robert Morse
(as J. Pierpont Finch)

J. Pierpont Finch: This is the secret ingredient: it can't miss, I'm combining greed with sex.
Maureen Arthur

Maureen Arthur
(as Hedy LaRue)

J. Pierpont Finch: What are you taking that down in?
Hedy LaRue: Long hand. It's safer. I make up for it when I type.
J. Pierpont Finch: Oh, you type fast.
Hedy LaRue: Like a jack rabbit - 12 words a minute.
Robert Morse

Robert Morse
(as J. Pierpont Finch)

Miss Jones: What's your name?
J. Pierpont Finch: Finch, F-I-N-C-H. J. Pierpont Finch.
Miss Jones: Well, why haven't I seen you before?
J. Pierpont Finch: Well, ma'am, I'm not supposed to deliver the executive mail. That's his job. Bud Frump, F-R-U-M-P.
Robert Morse

Robert Morse
(as J. Pierpont Finch)

Miss Jones: Your wife is on line 2, Mr. Biggley.
J. B. Biggley: Tell her I'm busy, tell her I'm in a meeting, tell her I'm out, damnit, put her on!
Michele Lee

Michele Lee
(as Rosemary Pilkington)

Rosemary: Lunch.
J. Pierpont Finch: Huh?
Rosemary: I said, "Lunch."
J. Pierpont Finch: What about "lunch"?
Rosemary: I'd love to!
Michele Lee

Michele Lee
(as Rosemary Pilkington)

[There is music when Finch thinks of Rosemary]
J. Pierpont Finch: Can't you hear it? It's all around me, it's like a beautiful pink sky.
Rosemary: J. Pierpont Finch, what are you ...
J. Pierpont Finch: Rosemary, darling, will you please marry J. Pierpont Finch?
Rosemary: NOW I hear it.

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