Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Simon Dermott:
Why don't you wait till you get it home and steal it then? No muss, no fuss, just a nice clean inside job? I'd be happy to offer my services.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Simon Dermott:
Why must it be this particular work of art?
Nicole Bonnet: You don't think I'd steal something that didn't belong to me, do you?
Simon Dermott: Excuse me, I spoke without thinking.
Nicole Bonnet: You don't think I'd steal something that didn't belong to me, do you?
Simon Dermott: Excuse me, I spoke without thinking.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Hugh Griffith
(as Charles Bonnet)
Charles Bonnet:
[describing Nicole's grandmother who posed for the Venus] Naturally that was before she started eating those enormous lunches.
Hugh Griffith
(as Charles Bonnet)
Charles Bonnet:
Don't you know that in his lifetime Van Gogh only sold one painting? While I, in loving memory of his tragic genius, have already sold two.
Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
Charles Bonnet:
I doubt very much if Van Gogh himself would have gone through so much trouble.
Nicole Bonnet: He didn't have to. He was Van Gogh!
Nicole Bonnet: He didn't have to. He was Van Gogh!
Hugh Griffith
(as Charles Bonnet)
Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
Charles Bonnet:
This tall, good-looking ruffian with blue eyes, he didn't, er, molest you in any way, did he?
[Nicole is staring off dreamily]
Charles Bonnet: Well, did he?
Nicole Bonnet: Not much.
[Nicole is staring off dreamily]
Charles Bonnet: Well, did he?
Nicole Bonnet: Not much.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
[Evaluating Nicole's cleaning-woman costume]
Simon Dermott: Yes, that's fine. That does it.
Nicole Bonnet: Does what?
Simon Dermott: Well, for one thing, it gives Givenchy a night off.
Simon Dermott: Yes, that's fine. That does it.
Nicole Bonnet: Does what?
Simon Dermott: Well, for one thing, it gives Givenchy a night off.
Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
[Nicole describes the burglar to her Papa]
Nicole Bonnet: Well, it was pitch dark and there he was. Tall, blue eyes, slim, quite good-looking... in a brutal, mean way, Papa. A terrible man!
Nicole Bonnet: Well, it was pitch dark and there he was. Tall, blue eyes, slim, quite good-looking... in a brutal, mean way, Papa. A terrible man!
