Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
[having just driven Simon home] Now how do I get home?
Simon Dermott: You see, you never can tell when you might need a friend.
Simon Dermott: You see, you never can tell when you might need a friend.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
[seeing Simon eye the Venus] You wouldn't dare!
Simon Dermott: Fear not. I'm off duty.
Simon Dermott: Fear not. I'm off duty.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
[staring to change into her disguise] Turn around.
Simon Dermott: What for?
[realizing what she means]
Simon Dermott: They go on over the clothes!
Simon Dermott: What for?
[realizing what she means]
Simon Dermott: They go on over the clothes!
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
[stuck in the closet with Simon] I didn't think there'd be this much togetherness.
Simon Dermott: Well, it's the height of the tourist season. Everything was book up. It was the best I could do.
Nicole Bonnet: [Simon has opened the door] Marvelous!
Simon Dermott: No applause, please.
Simon Dermott: Well, it's the height of the tourist season. Everything was book up. It was the best I could do.
Nicole Bonnet: [Simon has opened the door] Marvelous!
Simon Dermott: No applause, please.
Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
Nicole Bonnet:
[to Davis Leland] I'm sorry you fell in love with the Venus, but she's not for sale! But believe me if she were mine she'd be on your doorstep in the morning!
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
All right, where to?
Simon Dermott: The Ritz.
Nicole Bonnet: The what?
Simon Dermott: The Hotel Ritz. It's in the Place Vendôme.
Nicole Bonnet: I know where it is. You're a very chic burglar.
Simon Dermott: [nodding his head in a agreement] Mmmhmmm.
Simon Dermott: The Ritz.
Nicole Bonnet: The what?
Simon Dermott: The Hotel Ritz. It's in the Place Vendôme.
Nicole Bonnet: I know where it is. You're a very chic burglar.
Simon Dermott: [nodding his head in a agreement] Mmmhmmm.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
Don't be such a baby, it's only a flesh wound!
Simon Dermott: Happens to be my flesh.
Simon Dermott: Happens to be my flesh.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
For a burglar you're not very brave, are you?
Simon Dermott: I'm a society burglar. I don't expect people to rush about shooting me!
Simon Dermott: I'm a society burglar. I don't expect people to rush about shooting me!
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
I can't drive a stolen car!
Simon Dermott: Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse.
Simon Dermott: Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse.
Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
Nicole Bonnet:
I didn't want to keep you waiting, so I got engaged to him. Is it alright? Am I on time?
Simon Dermott: Perfectly. In fact, we have ten more minutes, so if you want to go back and marry him?
Simon Dermott: Perfectly. In fact, we have ten more minutes, so if you want to go back and marry him?