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George Harrison

George Harrison
(as George)

[At Scotland Yard]
John: Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.
George: I know we're here.
Leo McKern

Leo McKern
(as Clang)

[Hypnotism attempt over the phone from a public phone box]
Clang: Go to the window .
John: Hey! It's them!
[the Beatles block their ears]
Clang: Go to the window, Go to the window, Go to the window, Go to the window.
John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

[In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination]
Ringo: Okay, who let it out?
John: Nobody'll know!
Paul: We're not going there.
John: We just put it 'round we're going there.
Paul: We're not going there!
John: We just put it 'round we're going there!
George: Just so everybody'd think we were going there.
Ringo: I'd like to go there.
John: You wouldn't like it.
Ringo: Where are we going, then?
John: Never you mind.
Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

[John and Paul are trying to get Ringo to cut his finger off]
Paul: You don't miss your tonsils, do yer?
Eleanor Bron

Eleanor Bron
(as Ahme)

[Offering gold to Paul]
Clang: Hey, Be-a-tle! How about this, eh? Shufty... gold! All of it pure gold in easy-to-handle denominational nuggets. Not marked, not a mark on 'em, eh?
Paul: No, I hate them.
Ahme: No!
Paul: I... I do! I mean, they make your fingers go green.
Ahme: It is not the Beatle with the ring, he.
Paul: Aren't I?
Ahme: No... unfortunately!
Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

[Paul returns to normal after hiding in the ashtray on the floor]
Paul: Yech, I'm all sticky.
[sees Ringo covered in paint]
Paul: You're all red!
John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

[Paul tracking foot prints]
Paul: Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue.
John: Does he? What's he say?
Paul: Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple.
George: Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul!
John: Dare we ask how you know?
Ringo: How?
Paul: How! I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship.
John: To the temple!
John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

[Ringo is trapped in a cellar with a tiger]
Superintendent: Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning.
John: Good Lord! So it famous is!
Superintendent: Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor.
John: Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!
John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

[Ringo's hand is trapped in the sandwich dispenser]
Ringo: Hey someone's got hold of me finger!
John: Are you trying to attract attention again?
Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

[to an Indian man standing on his head]
John: Doesn't the blood rush to your head Sir?
[In the restaurant kitchen]
George: Doesn't the eastern flavor come rather expensive?
[Paul to belly dancer]
Paul: Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?
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