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Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

Paul: My skin's soaked right through to the skin!

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

John: [finding a season ticket in his soup] What's this?
Ringo: A season ticket. What do you think it is?
John: Oh. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup.

Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

John: [George has just passed out from seeing the size of Ahme's hypodermic needle] Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!
Ahme: No! It is Clang, the high priest, who is filthy in his Eastern ways.
John: How do we know you're not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?
Paul: What filthy ways are these?

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

John: [referring to Ringo after he and his drums have crashed through the sawn-through floor to the room below] It was you buzzing! You naughty boy!

Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)

John: [to Ringo whose arm is trapped inside a mail box] What are you doing?
Ringo: Posting a letter.


John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

John: Get me the Home Office. He's wrecking my home!

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

John: How do you feel?
[puts light bulb to Ringo's mouth like a microphone]
Ringo: I used to use my hands.
John: [speaks into "microphone" in funny voice] He used to use his hands.

Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

John: Oh, why don't you chop it off, Ringo?
Ringo: Look John, I've had some great times with this finger.
[to Paul]
Ringo: And how do you know I wouldn't miss it?
Paul: You're a rat underneath, aren't you?

Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)

John: Stop dragging things down to your own level, it's immature son.
Ringo: I thought, Well I... I thought she was a sandwich, 'til she went spare on me hand.

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

John: There's somebody been in this soup.

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