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Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: [singing] It takes a woman to quietly plan to take him and change him to her kind of man and to gently lead him where fortune can find him and not let him know that the power behind him was that dainty woman, that fragile woman, that sweetheart, that mistress, that wife.

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: And on those cold winter nights, Horace, you can snuggle up to your cash register. It's a little lumpy, but it rings!

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: As my late husband, Ephraim Levi, used to say, 'If you have to live from hand-to-mouth, you'd better be ambidextrous.'

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: Goodness, the whole room is crawling with men. Irene, my dear, congratulations.

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: Hello! Hello there, how are you? Oh Hello!
Horace: You know too many people.
Dolly Levi: Total strangers!
Horace: Then why do you greet them?
Dolly Levi: It makes me feel good to have so many friends.
Horace: Oh, say hello for me too then.
Dolly Levi: I already did.


Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: Here, let me cut your wings!
Horace: I don't want my wings cut!
Dolly Levi: No man does, Horace, no man does.

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: Money, pardon the expression, is like manure. It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow.

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)

Dolly Levi: Mr. Kemper, do you mind if we go inside? I'm feeling an updraft in my underpants!

Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)

Horace: Advice is cheap, Ms. Molloy. It's the things that come gift wrapped that count!

Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)

Horace: Any man who goes to a big city deserves what happens to him.

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