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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)

Ambassador Trentino: I'm sorry we lost our tempers; I'm willing to forgot if you are.
Rufus T. Firefly: Forget? You ask me to forget? A Firefly never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)

Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)

Rufus T. Firefly: I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)

Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)

Rufus T. Firefly: This is Rufus T. Firefly coming to you through the courtesy of the enemy. We're in a mess folks, we're in a mess. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!


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