Maurice Clavell: I'll take your room to your bags.

Tony: Medicine's a fascinating field. That's why a woman like Lisa so interesting.
Sandy: Lisa?
Tony: There are 206 bones in the human body. I've never seen them that way arranged before.

Tony: Where do you live?
Sandy: [broken English] Saus-a-lito.
Tony: And where is that near?
Sandy: [turns, looks at him] San Fran-sis-co.
Tony: I am very stu-pid. But I'm loads of fun.

Spencer: First, You say you don't love me, spend two nights at a man's villa, finally, when you return you're arrested. I can't allow this to go on after we're married.

Spencer: I can tell you I've had some problems: those sisters of mine. Well, I had the deuce of a job persuading them that it was the accepted thing nowadays for an Englishman to marry a foreigner.
Lisa Helena Fellini: Here in Italy, I am not the foreigner; you and your sisters are the foreigners.

Robert L. Talbot: I want that villa put up for *sale*! And if you can't *sell* it, *burn* it! I've *had* it with this country!
Maurice Clavell: Sir, this is not time to be burning your villas behind you. She loves you. She wants to marry you!
Robert L. Talbot: Yeah, she has a funny way of *showing* it!
Maurice Clavell: Italian women are emotional. Sh- sh... she been hurt. She wants time to think.
Robert L. Talbot: Well, I wanna go back to America... where people get married *without* thinking!

Robert L. Talbot: Someone has to look after those girls.
Lisa Helena Fellini: Think that they're parents' responsibility.
Robert L. Talbot: You know the trouble with the American parent? They have a new gimmick. Keep your kids off the streets, send them to Europe.

Lisa Helena Fellini: Really they're very nice American boys.
Robert L. Talbot: So was the Dalton gang.
Lisa Helena Fellini: You know the boys are very hurt; they think you don't like them.
Robert L. Talbot: The boys are right.