Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
Burnbridge Waters:
How DARE you fall in love on my time. This is dishonest, treacherous and UN-american.
Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
Burnbridge Waters:
I have an idea. I want to find what the average man thinks of it. Then when we've found out what he thinks of it, we'll change his thinking.
Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
Burnbridge Waters:
We have a Frankenstein on our hands, and a very well-informed Frankenstein. He must be stopped.
Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
Ronald Colman
(as Beauregard Bottomley)
[Burnbridge Waters is attempting to dissuade Beauregard Bottomley from taking his winnings]
Burnbridge Waters: Oh, don't thank me, Beauregard. Just stay as you are. Walk out of here into the sunshine of a carefree world, wise in the knowledge that I have bestowed on you. For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor.
Beauregard Bottomley: My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world.
Burnbridge Waters: Oh, don't thank me, Beauregard. Just stay as you are. Walk out of here into the sunshine of a carefree world, wise in the knowledge that I have bestowed on you. For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor.
Beauregard Bottomley: My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world.
Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
[Burnbridge Waters is interviewing Beauregard Bottomley for a job]
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
Ronald Colman
(as Beauregard Bottomley)
[Happy Hogan leaves coldly when Gwenn is flirting with him]
Beauregard Bottomley: You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off.
Gwenn Bottomley: I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile?
Beauregard Bottomley: Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally.
Beauregard Bottomley: You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off.
Gwenn Bottomley: I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile?
Beauregard Bottomley: Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally.