Bert Wheeler

Bert Wheeler

Egbert G. Higginbothom: You know, some people call me a wit.
Tommy Tanner: And they're half right.

Robert Woolsey

Robert Woolsey

Tommy Tanner: Have you ever stopped to wonder what you'd do if you had Rockefeller's money?
Egbert G. Higginbothom: No, but I've stopped and wondered what he'd do if he had mine.

Bert Wheeler

Bert Wheeler

Tommy Tanner: The manager came backstage and said he didn't allow profanity in his theatre.
Egbert G. Higginbothom: We didn't use any profanity.
Tommy Tanner: I know, but the audience did.

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