Kay Medford

Kay Medford
(as Happy)

Happy: [greeting Liggett and Gloria at her shady motel] How are ya, Mr. L? Hey, I got a new joke for ya. Now, you might not understand all the words, but it seems there were these two old maids and
[Liggett hugs Gloria and says they're both *tired*]
Happy: Oh sure, Mr. L, I know what ya mean. At your age, a man's gotta get his rest, he's gotta get it regular!
Mildred Dunnock

Mildred Dunnock
(as Mrs. Wandrous)

Mrs. Jescott: Vulgarity has its uses.
Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Gloria Wandrous)

Gloria Wandrous: Command performances leave me quite cold. I've had more fun in the back seat of a '39 Ford than I could ever have in the vault of the Chase Manhattan Bank.
Mildred Dunnock

Mildred Dunnock
(as Mrs. Wandrous)

Gloria Wandrous: I spent the night with Steve's girlfriend, Norma.
Mrs. Wandrous: Ah, isn't that nice! She knows a boy whose girlfriend is that unselfish!
Mrs. Fanny Thurber: That's a girl who won't have a girlfriend long.
Gloria Wandrous: A compliment from you, Mrs. Thurber?
Mrs. Fanny Thurber: I must have said it wrong!
Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Gloria Wandrous)

Gloria Wandrous: I think I'll get cleaned up and do my nails.
Mrs. Fanny Thurber: Yes, sharpen them.
Gloria Wandrous: For you, Mrs. Thurber, I would.
Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Gloria Wandrous)

Gloria Wandrous: Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time.
Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Gloria Wandrous)

Gloria Wandrous: Terrible, isn't it, Steve? I say "yes" too much when I shouldn't and you say "no" too much when you shouldn't.
Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Gloria Wandrous)

Gloria Wandrous: You act like a man who's expecting his wife back in town.
Weston Liggett: Look, Gloria, I have to spend at least tonight with her.
Gloria Wandrous: A good night's sleep will be the best thing for you.

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