'Pegleg' Barnes: See that there limb?
[holds up his peg leg]
'Pegleg' Barnes: That comes from the tree where Sitting Bull used to sit.
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: No!
'Pegleg' Barnes: Come by my barber shop and I'll give you everything from a haircut to a bath.
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Thanks, pardner. I'll take the haircut, but you can give him
[Thunder]
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: the bath.
Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Aw, I ain't dirty.
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: I suppose that's sunburn, huh?

Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Well, what are we waitin' for?
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Aw, keep your shirt on. Be suicide to start a shootin' match now. Besides, we want 'em all. We're takin' 'em back with us.
Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Yeah, but how?
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: I don't know. I've got to think.
Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: With what?

[Jim has been wounded in a gunfight]
Tonita: Are you shot, Jimmy?
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Only half shot, honey.

[Thunder accidentally flips a flapjack into the campfire]
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Tastes better if you catch 'em.
Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Son, I've made seven million of these flapjacks and that ain't happened to but nine of 'em.
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: What of it?
Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Bad luck, that's what. Whenever I miss a flapjack it means trouble - and plenty of it!