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Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

[repeated line about Grandfather]
Paul: He's very clean.

George Harrison

George Harrison
(as George)

[Ringo gets a large pile of fan mail]
John: Must have cost you a fortune in stamps, Ringo.
George: He comes from a large family.

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

[the boys are listening to the radio]
Man on Train: And we'll have that thing off as well, thank you.
Ringo: But...
Man on Train: An elementary knowledge of the Railway Acts would tell you that I'm perfectly within my rights.
Paul: Yeah, but we want to hear it, and there's more of us than you. We're a community, like, a majority vote. Up the workers and all that stuff!
Man on Train: Then I suggest you take that damned thing to the corridor or some other part of the train where you obviously belong.
John: [Leaning over to the man] Give us a kiss.

Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)

Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.

Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)

Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.


George Harrison

George Harrison
(as George)

Reporter: Has success changed your life?
George: Yes.

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.

Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)

Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.

George Harrison

George Harrison
(as George)

Reporter: What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur.

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

John: You should have gone west to America. You would have been a senior citizen of Boston. But you took a wrong turn, and what happened? You're a lonely old man from Liverpool.
Grandfather: But I'm clean.
John: Are you?

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