Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Dr. Hackenbush:
It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Dr. Hackenbush:
Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar.
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
Dr. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
Dr. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Dr. Hackenbush:
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Tony:
[disgused as an ice cream vendor] You wanna something hot?
Dr. Hackenbush: Not now, I just ate. Besides I don't like hot ice cream.
Dr. Hackenbush: Not now, I just ate. Besides I don't like hot ice cream.
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Tony:
Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Tony:
Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
Tony:
Hey, boss! C'mere! Sun-Up is the worst horse on the track!
Dr. Hackenbush: I notice he wins all the time.
Tony: Aw, just because he comes in first.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I don't want 'em any better than first.
Dr. Hackenbush: I notice he wins all the time.
Tony: Aw, just because he comes in first.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I don't want 'em any better than first.
