Yaphet Kotto

Yaphet Kotto
(as Little George)

Van Morgan: I didn't hear you say amen.
Little George: I don't believe in it.

Yaphet Kotto

Yaphet Kotto
(as Little George)

Van Morgan: You mean you came over 100 miles just to tell me that?
Little George: I'd have come farther.

Dean Martin

Dean Martin
(as Van Morgan)

Van Morgan: You've preached a lot of funerals around here lately. You got something new for this one?
The Rev. Jonathan Rudd: The funeral is for the living, Mr. Morgan. I'll say what his folks want to hear: that Nick Evers was a good son, a good brother, a loyal friend and a respected citizen.
Van Morgan: You think you won't gag on all that?

Robert Mitchum

Robert Mitchum
(as The Rev. Jonathan Rudd)

[explaining why a murdered black man should be allowed to be buried in the graveyard with deceased whites]
The Rev. Jonathan Rudd: Well, they all look alike to the worms.

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