Fred Johnson:
I heard that the sheriff was gonna leave town.
Henry Jackson: I did too, And at the time I heard it, I remember saying to myself, "That sheriff has his head set squarely on his shoulders."
Prudy: Well, now he's NOT gonna leave town.
Mayor Ollie Perkins: And I'd like to get my hands on whoever it was that caused him to change his mind.
Henry Jackson: Me too. Man with that good an idea oughta be encouraged to hold on to it.
Prudy: What is the matter with all of you? Don't you remember how long we waited to find a man who'd stand up to the Danbys? Don't you remember what this town was like before - murderings, lynchings, miners shooting up the town day and night?
Fred Johnson: And aside from the few things that you just mentioned, it wasn't a bad place at all!
--Walter Burke (as Fred Johnson) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Henry Jackson: I did too, And at the time I heard it, I remember saying to myself, "That sheriff has his head set squarely on his shoulders."
Prudy: Well, now he's NOT gonna leave town.
Mayor Ollie Perkins: And I'd like to get my hands on whoever it was that caused him to change his mind.
Henry Jackson: Me too. Man with that good an idea oughta be encouraged to hold on to it.
Prudy: What is the matter with all of you? Don't you remember how long we waited to find a man who'd stand up to the Danbys? Don't you remember what this town was like before - murderings, lynchings, miners shooting up the town day and night?
Fred Johnson: And aside from the few things that you just mentioned, it wasn't a bad place at all!
--Walter Burke (as Fred Johnson) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Garna:
Leaving so soon, Princess? Why, your journey has just begun!
--Walter Burke (as Garna) in Jack the Giant Killer
--Walter Burke (as Garna) in Jack the Giant Killer
Henry Lux, FBR Chief:
Poppycock!
--Walter Burke (as Henry Lux, FBR Chief) in The President's Analyst
--Walter Burke (as Henry Lux, FBR Chief) in The President's Analyst
Lory Filch:
You're a fine one, Vickers Cavendish. Wasting your time reading when you should be thinking up some scheme to defraud.
--Walter Burke (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
--Walter Burke (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Ethan Allen Cocket, CEA Director:
[defending Dr. Schaefer's right to keep his girlfriend] My dear Mister Lux, no man is an island; most of us require the warmth of human companionship.
Henry Lux, FBR Chief: Poppycock!
--Walter Burke (as Henry Lux, FBR Chief) in The President's Analyst
Henry Lux, FBR Chief: Poppycock!
--Walter Burke (as Henry Lux, FBR Chief) in The President's Analyst
[Henry's latest oilwell has come in a "duster"]
Billy Joe: Well, you can't sell dust, Henry. So you better hightail it up to the big city and get yourself some shoppin' money quick. Yes.
Billy Joe: Billy Joe, is money all you ever think about?
Billy Joe: Henry, I am an accountant. I'm supposed to think about money. So you go on up north and raise one million two startin' right now, or you're broke. Yes. Henry, you're a rich man... and a rich man can't afford to go broke.
--Walter Burke (as ) in The Wheeler Dealers
Billy Joe: Well, you can't sell dust, Henry. So you better hightail it up to the big city and get yourself some shoppin' money quick. Yes.
Billy Joe: Billy Joe, is money all you ever think about?
Billy Joe: Henry, I am an accountant. I'm supposed to think about money. So you go on up north and raise one million two startin' right now, or you're broke. Yes. Henry, you're a rich man... and a rich man can't afford to go broke.
--Walter Burke (as ) in The Wheeler Dealers