Clint Cooper: Well, Spang, I never thought I's see you twice in the same day.
Jud Spangler: I don't figure it will ever happen agian... seeing how you ain't got long to live.


--Ted de Corsia (as ) in The Quick Gun

Cagle: Well, he sure wasn't bluffing about them barricades, or them gunhands he's got behind them.
Jud Spangler: Gunhands? There ain't ten men in the whole town that knows which end of the gun does the shooting.
Donovan,: Yeah, well, I'd sure hate to find out by having them practicing on me!
Jud Spangler: Listen to me! I'll tell you when you get shot and when not! You understand that? Don't forget it!


--Ted de Corsia (as ) in The Quick Gun

Prof. Vernon K. Simpson aka King Kelly: [all were in Edgar Stone's office] No, I don't think so, Mr. Stone, I know it.
Edgar Stone: Know it? I have never met such bland conceit.
Manager Jimmy Dolan: I told you, he's a crackpot.
Edgar Stone: No he's not. He's just a conceited jackass.
Manager Jimmy Dolan: All right. You talk to him. I'm going to batting practice.


--Ted de Corsia (as ) in It Happens Every Spring

Joseph Rico: [Giving Babe money] There's your first week's pay.
Babe Lazich: Thanks, Mr. Rico, Now I'm ready for the big stuff - maybe even a killing.
Joseph Rico: [grabbing Babe by the collar] Don't ever say that! A murder is a contract. A hit is the sucker that gets killed. Remember those words and use 'em. Then, even if the cops tap our phone, they don't know what you're talkin' about! Get that?
Babe Lazich: Yes, sir. Anything else?
Joseph Rico: Yes. Burn that tent you're wearin' and get yourself a suit!


--Ted de Corsia (as Joseph Rico) in The Enforcer

Joseph Rico: [to Babe Lazich] A blimp like you ain't got a girlfriend, have you?
Babe Lazich: I've got a wife.
Joseph Rico: Well, if anything happens to you, we take care of her. If you get into a jam, we get you a lawyer. If you get in jail, you're on the payroll all the time you're in.


--Ted de Corsia (as Joseph Rico) in The Enforcer

Joseph Rico: I'm forgetful. Sometimes I meet a guy and then I never see him again. I got a big turnover in friends.


--Ted de Corsia (as Joseph Rico) in The Enforcer

Joseph Rico: There's something on its way to kill me! I can feel it comin'!


--Ted de Corsia (as Joseph Rico) in The Enforcer

Jud Spangler: Too bad Clint isn't married to the princess. She's make a fine lookin' widow.


--Ted de Corsia (as ) in The Quick Gun

Kumlek: [to Temujin] Joint by joint from the toe and fingertip upward shall you be cut to pieces, and each carrion piece, hour by hour and day by day, shall be cast to the dogs before your very eyes until they too shall be plucked out as morsels for the vultures.


--Ted de Corsia (as Kumlek) in The Conqueror

Max Reno: How much do those dealers steal?
Kirby: No more than they can carry.
Max Reno: Crooks! See that they don't carry it too far.
Kirby: Everyone steals a little.
Max Reno: Not from me. Stealing is *my* business.


--Ted de Corsia (as ) in Gun Battle at Monterey