Ringo: [arrested, at the police station] I demand to see my solicitor!
Police Inspector: What's his name?
Ringo: Well, if you're gonna get technical about it...


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

Ringo: [Ringo approaches the bar and asks for] Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help!

Ringo: [to Clang after he has taken off the ring and put it on Clang] Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help!

Ringo: Come in, number seven, your time's up!


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

Ringo: I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help!

Ringo: I'm going out parading before it's too late!


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

Ringo: It's the Circle Club.
Paul: [reads aloud the invite] "The management of the Circle Club takes pleasure in requesting the company of Mr. Richard Starkey - that's you - to their gaming rooms. Chemin de Fer, Baccarat, and Champagne buffet".
Ringo: They want me.
John: It's kinda randy. A big spender.
Norm: [snatches the card from Paul] Well, you're not going.
Ringo: Aww!
Grandfather: [snatches the card from Norm] Quite right. Invites to gambling dens full of easy money and fast women. Chicken sandwiches and carts full of caviar. Disgusting!
Ringo: That's mine!


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

Ringo: The Fire Brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John: Did you want them to?
Ringo: No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help!

Ringo: There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

Ringo: They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours. I think.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help!