Sir James Rumsey: Wasn't it you who screamed?
Polly, the maid: I never scream unless a fella gets gay with me.


--Polly Moran (as ) in The Unholy Night

Miss Smithson, the New Maid: I - locked her in there -
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, sir... it was 'orrible! Miss Lucille was bidding me good-night, - --
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: - and then, sir I screamed, and frightened 'im! And out of the window 'e flew!
Professor Edward C. Burke: Smithson, have you been drinking?
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, no, sir! If I 'ave... I 'opes I chokes on the next one!


--Polly Moran (as Miss Smithson, the New Maid) in After Midnight

Peter Higgins: Rally, my eye! You're going top stay home and iron my underw-w-w-wear!
Ivy Higgins: Iron them yourself, and, furthermore, after the election you'll be ironing mine!


--Polly Moran (as ) in Politics