Charles Y. Bewell:
She was a sweet old thing, she had the face of a toad and the disposition of a coyote.
--Louis Calhern (as Charles Y. Bewell) in Forever, Darling
--Louis Calhern (as Charles Y. Bewell) in Forever, Darling
Don Andre - The Viceroy:
I had a few uncomfortable moments thinking about the future of Peru. Do you realize that you might have had to rule?
Don Gonzalo: Heaven forbid!
Don Andre - The Viceroy: [Sarcastically] Fortunately Heaven did.
--Louis Calhern (as Don Andre) in The Bridge of San Luis Rey
Don Gonzalo: Heaven forbid!
Don Andre - The Viceroy: [Sarcastically] Fortunately Heaven did.
--Louis Calhern (as Don Andre) in The Bridge of San Luis Rey
Ford Humphries:
[at a nightclub bar, introductions are being made] Miss Dare, Mr. Goodrich.
Mr. Goodrich: [tipsily] Hello, baby!
Ford Humphries: Dixie, Mr. Goodrich wants to dance with you.
[Dixie starts to protest]
Ford Humphries: No, no look here - that's not fat around his middle; that's the belt he carries his money in.
Dixie Dare: [brightening] Oh, well then maybe he needs me.
[Dragging Mr. Goodrich onto the dance floor]
Dixie Dare: I'd just *love* to dance with you!
Mr. Goodrich: [befuddled] Who said I wanted to dance?
Dixie Dare: Oh, but you will!
[Goodrich continues to protest as Dixie firmly guides him onto the floor]
Ford Humphries: [alone with Marion at last] Now look here, I have to resort to bribery to get a moment alone with you!
--Louis Calhern (as ) in They Call It Sin
Mr. Goodrich: [tipsily] Hello, baby!
Ford Humphries: Dixie, Mr. Goodrich wants to dance with you.
[Dixie starts to protest]
Ford Humphries: No, no look here - that's not fat around his middle; that's the belt he carries his money in.
Dixie Dare: [brightening] Oh, well then maybe he needs me.
[Dragging Mr. Goodrich onto the dance floor]
Dixie Dare: I'd just *love* to dance with you!
Mr. Goodrich: [befuddled] Who said I wanted to dance?
Dixie Dare: Oh, but you will!
[Goodrich continues to protest as Dixie firmly guides him onto the floor]
Ford Humphries: [alone with Marion at last] Now look here, I have to resort to bribery to get a moment alone with you!
--Louis Calhern (as ) in They Call It Sin
George Nyle Caswell:
A one-man company without its one man!
--Louis Calhern (as George Nyle Caswell) in Executive Suite
--Louis Calhern (as George Nyle Caswell) in Executive Suite
George Nyle Caswell:
Do me a favor, will you? Read the funnies.
Mrs. George Nyle Caswell: There aren't any in The Times. Don't you know that?
George Nyle Caswell: Then read 'Situations Wanted.' You may need one.
--Louis Calhern (as George Nyle Caswell) in Executive Suite
Mrs. George Nyle Caswell: There aren't any in The Times. Don't you know that?
George Nyle Caswell: Then read 'Situations Wanted.' You may need one.
--Louis Calhern (as George Nyle Caswell) in Executive Suite
Grandpa Ulysses Mulvain:
According to the stars you're 15 minutes late!
--Louis Calhern (as Grandpa Ulysses Mulvain) in Athena
--Louis Calhern (as Grandpa Ulysses Mulvain) in Athena
Julius Caesar:
[after being stabbed by Brutus] Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!
--Louis Calhern (as Julius Caesar) in Julius Caesar
--Louis Calhern (as Julius Caesar) in Julius Caesar
Julius Caesar:
Cowards die many times before their deaths; / The valiant never taste of death but once.
--Louis Calhern (as Julius Caesar) in Julius Caesar
--Louis Calhern (as Julius Caesar) in Julius Caesar
King of Karlsberg:
Freedom is a luxury no king can afford.
--Louis Calhern (as King Ferdinand of Karlsberg) in The Student Prince
--Louis Calhern (as King Ferdinand of Karlsberg) in The Student Prince