Vinka Kovelenko: A good Communist has no subconcious!
Colonel Tarbell: That may very well be what's wrong with them!


--James Robertson Justice (as Colonel Sklarnoff) in The Iron Petticoat

Cohn: Do you think they've got any chance at all, sir?
Commodore Jensen: Frankly, no. Not a chance in the world. I should be very surprised if they get even halfway to Navarone. Just a waste of six good men. However, I suppose that doesn't matter, considering how many have been wasted already. I'm glad it's not my decision; I'm only the middleman... Still, they may get there, and they may pull it off. Anything can happen in a war. Slap in the middle of absolute insanity people pull out the most extraordinary resources: ingenuity, courage, self-sacrifice. Pity we can't meet the problems of peace in the same way, isn't it? It would be so much cheaper for everybody.
Cohn: I never thought of it in just that way, sir. You're a philosopher, sir.
Commodore Jensen: No. I'm just the man who has to send people out on jobs like this one.


--James Robertson Justice (as Commodore Jensen / Prologue Narrator) in The Guns of Navarone

Ackenthorpe: Don't you think I've seen a corpse before? Be one myself soon!


--James Robertson Justice (as Ackenthorpe) in Murder, She Said

Ackenthorpe: I hope it'll be a long time before I have to put up with the whole pack of them again.
Miss Marple: Not a very nice way to talk about one's family.
Ackenthorpe: Not a very nice family.


--James Robertson Justice (as Ackenthorpe) in Murder, She Said

Ackenthorpe: I live here because I want to, not because I can afford it.


--James Robertson Justice (as Ackenthorpe) in Murder, She Said

Ackenthorpe: Marple her name, marble her nature.


--James Robertson Justice (as Ackenthorpe) in Murder, She Said

Ackenthorpe: Well, I've decided to marry you.
Miss Marple: Well, I'm honored, of course.
Ackenthorpe: Of course you are, but come to the point.
Miss Marple: I'm afraid that cannot be.
Ackenthorpe: Why?
Miss Marple: Well, if ever I do embark on such a venture, there is someone else.
Ackenthorpe: Nonsense! I don't believe it. Who on earth would have you?


--James Robertson Justice (as Ackenthorpe) in Murder, She Said

Lord Scrumptious: Time's up. Had your chance. Muffed it. Good morning.


--James Robertson Justice (as Lord Scrumptious) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Sir Ernest Pease KBE FRS: Cooking requires no intelligence. Were it otherwise women would be no good at it.


--James Robertson Justice (as ) in Very Important Person

Pharaoh Cheops: [angrily] These plans have been used for a royal tomb, and not one has escaped the grave robbers!
Vashtar: There are many thieves and very few pharaohs.


--James Robertson Justice (as Vashtar) in Land of the Pharaohs