Jerry Webster:
[Jerry Webster enters wearing a woman's full length mink coat]
Fred: He's the last guy in the world I woulda' figured.
--Jack Albertson (as Fred) in Lover Come Back
Fred: He's the last guy in the world I woulda' figured.
--Jack Albertson (as Fred) in Lover Come Back
Nettie Cleary:
I never doubted he'd do as well as anyone else.
John Cleary: Where he's concerned, you never doubted, period. If he came in right now and said he could fly, you'd help him out the window.
--Jack Albertson (as John Cleary) in The Subject Was Roses
John Cleary: Where he's concerned, you never doubted, period. If he came in right now and said he could fly, you'd help him out the window.
--Jack Albertson (as John Cleary) in The Subject Was Roses
John Cleary:
Bless us and save us, said Mrs. O'Davis.
--Jack Albertson (as John Cleary) in The Subject Was Roses
--Jack Albertson (as John Cleary) in The Subject Was Roses
John Cleary:
Mercy, mercy, said old Mrs. Percy.
--Jack Albertson (as John Cleary) in The Subject Was Roses
--Jack Albertson (as John Cleary) in The Subject Was Roses
Mr. Slotkin:
A bachelor's conscience is a woman's best friend.
--Jack Albertson (as ) in How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life
--Jack Albertson (as ) in How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life