Albert Sims: Hello! There's a woman turned up in it. Wonder what she'll look like?
John Gray: Oh... golden hair and large lustrous eyes. A ravishing creature, my dear Sims. The heroine of a mystery drama is always a ravishing creature.


--Henry Kendall (as ) in The Ghost Camera

Fred Hill: I don't want any pills. I want some of the good things of life... money. Why should you be able to spend less on yourself than some women do on their rotten poodles? Why shouldn't you have a hairdresser and a ladies maid?
Emily Hill: Why, Fred, I never expect those things.
Fred Hill: No, that's just it. The good little women like you don't want enough.


--Henry Kendall (as Fred Hill) in Rich and Strange

John Gray: I don't think I've ever been considered particularly humorous. I should think I err rather on the side of solemnity... almost morbidity.


--Henry Kendall (as ) in The Ghost Camera

John Gray: I don't wish to appear melodramatic but I think those are blood stains.


--Henry Kendall (as ) in The Ghost Camera

John Gray: Oh but this is absurd! We're beginning to talk like characters in a mystery melodrama.


--Henry Kendall (as ) in The Ghost Camera

John Gray: You know, proud parents and vacuous progeny.


--Henry Kendall (as ) in The Ghost Camera