The Merry Frinks

The Merry Frinks

Hattie 'Mom' Frink: You look to me like a married man - are you?
Benny Lopez: Well, you know how it is... gotta go through it once, like the measles, but i aint working at it now.


--Harold Huber (as ) in The Merry Frinks

Charlie Chan on Broadway

Charlie Chan on Broadway

Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: [on the pier with other police to welcome Charlie Chan] Look, Smitty, have the band blast at somethin' Oriental. Hey, what is the Chinese national anthem anyway?
Smitty (Policeman): I don' know. Why don't you give 'em 'Chinatown, My Chinatown?'
Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: Okay, we'll play it.


--Harold Huber (as ) in Charlie Chan on Broadway

Charlie Chan on Broadway

Charlie Chan on Broadway

Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: I wish the fishing season was as open as the one for murder.


--Harold Huber (as ) in Charlie Chan on Broadway

Mr. Moto's Gamble

Mr. Moto's Gamble

Lieutenant Riggs: [frustrated] Medium height, medium build, medium complexion - I'd have to be a medium to find Howard from the description like that Detroit tailor gives me!


--Harold Huber (as ) in Mr. Moto's Gamble

Mr. Moto's Gamble

Mr. Moto's Gamble

Lee Chan: Gosh, that's a pretty girl sitting with your friend!
Lieutenant Riggs: That's his daughter Linda. She's got her nose so high in the air, she'd drown in a rainstorm.


--Harold Huber (as ) in Mr. Moto's Gamble


Charlie Chan on Broadway

Charlie Chan on Broadway

Speed Patten, Reporter New York Bulletin: Looks like you got half of headquarters down here. What's up?
Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: I'm lookin' for the other half.
Speed Patten, Reporter New York Bulletin: Expect someone to steal the Atlantic?
Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: No, the boys are goin' wading.


--Harold Huber (as ) in Charlie Chan on Broadway

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