Van Allen: Oh Cy, where are you?
Cyrus Zorba: Explaining how man survived the Pleistocene age.
Van Allen: How did he? And why?
Van Allen: All you have to do is find Elaine Zacharides.
Cyrus Zorba: I don't have to find her. She's the housekeeper.


--Donald Woods (as Cyrus Zorba) in 13 Ghosts

Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: Mr. Chan?
Charlie Chan: That is humble name.
Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: I'm Inspector Nelson, Mr. Chan. Greetings from New York's Finest. The bigwigs expect you to tear a duck apart with 'em tonight.
Charlie Chan: So sorry, come again please?
Speed Patten, Reporter New York Bulletin: You'll have to excuse the inspector's English, Mr. Chan. He's a Brooklyn immigrant.


--Donald Woods (as ) in Charlie Chan on Broadway

Brother Juniper: We trust in Heaven. God has never failed man. Only man fails God.


--Donald Woods (as Brother Juniper) in The Bridge of San Luis Rey

Tony Sterling: [to Izzy seeing other reporters on the scene before them] Look! Those mothers beat us to it!


--Donald Woods (as Tony Sterling) in Fog Over Frisco