Connie Wisner:
I sometimes wonder what gets into switchboards.
Kelly Smith: That's easy - people!
--Audrey Meadows (as ) in Invisible Diplomats
Kelly Smith: That's easy - people!
--Audrey Meadows (as ) in Invisible Diplomats
Cathy Timberlake:
[Cathy is rushing off to meet Philip, over Connie's objections] Connie, this is terribly important to me. I've got to *prove* to him that I'm a woman!
Connie Emerson: [calls after her] Well, there are easier ways to do it. Send him your birth certificate!
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink
Connie Emerson: [calls after her] Well, there are easier ways to do it. Send him your birth certificate!
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink
Connie Emerson:
[talking to Cathy] For 2000 years we've had their children, washed their clothes, cooked their meals and cleaned their houses. And what did they give us in return? The right to smoke in public. We sold out for a cigarette - and you don't even smoke!
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink
Connie Emerson:
He's so low that when they bury him, they'll have to dig UP!
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink
Connie Emerson:
Men take one look at you and all of a sudden their wives don't understand them.
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink
--Audrey Meadows (as Connie Emerson) in That Touch of Mink