Joan Marsh

Joan Marsh
(as Pauline Bisbee)

Princess Lescaboura: Mrs. Bisbee, you're the luckiest woman in the world.
Pauline Bisbee: Is my husband dead?
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

Sam Bisbee: [on his golf clubs] I bought a wonderful club in Toronto.
Princess Lescaboura: Did you?
Sam Bisbee: Yeah.
[to his caddy]
Sam Bisbee: Give me the Canadian Club.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

Sam Bisbee: [to his assistant] If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

Sam Bisbee: [to Mrs. Bisbee] My little daughter doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry anyone.
[to Pauline]
Sam Bisbee: Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

Sam Bisbee: [to the Princess, who he believes is contemplating suicide] When you wake up in the morning and find yourself dead, you'll regret it.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

Sam Bisbee: It's a funny ol' world... Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

Sam Bisbee: Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball!
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

Sam Bisbee: Thank you, Mayor. You haven't a little dram on your hip, have you?
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Sam Bisbee)

[repeated line]
Sam Bisbee: Drat!

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