Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Abby McClure)

Abby McClure: [During a raucous party] If this wasn't my house I'd go home!

Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Abby McClure)

Abby McClure: Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?

Alice Ghostley

Alice Ghostley
(as Molly)

Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby McClure: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

Pat Carroll

Pat Carroll
(as Maxine Scott)

Maxine Scott: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."

William Christopher

William Christopher
(as Zip)

Zip: Thou art cool!


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