Miss Katsby: Oh, you'll just love it. Mildew has a lovely student body.
Curly: Yours wouldn't be so bad either if you took off about twenty pounds!

Mrs. Katsby: Oh, Professor Von Stooper?
Larry: Stupid?
[pointing to Curly]
Larry: I guess you mean him!

Curly: [to cute coed] I'll meet you in the gymnasium after class. I'll be standing next to the dumbbells. You'll know me, I'll be wearing a hat.

Moe: [to Curly] I ought to beat your brains in, and I think I will.
[bonks Curly on the head]

Acme Service Station Owner: I'm going across the street, men, for a sandwich. Now listen, when the customers come in, give 'em service. Now, it's your first day on the job, so show me that you've got what it takes. Don't be afraid to push those sponges around. Use a little elbow grease!
Curly: Suppose it's knee-action?
[Moe backhand slaps Curly]
Curly: [getting in Larry's face] What's the big idea?
Larry: Mistaken identity!
[points at Moe]
Curly: [waving nervously at Moe] Hiya, pal!