Buddy Lester

Buddy Lester

Mary Lou Mauve: If y'all would 'scuse me, Ah'm lookin' for the doctor.
The Drunk: Oh, I happen to be a doctor, but I'm not in surgery today. You see, I'm driving the ambulance. Say, what's your name?
Mary Lou Mauve: Ah do declare!
The Drunk: Clare. Oh, that's a pretty name!

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

[Christopher learns from the French ambassador that he has won a prize for his art work]
The Ambassador: Ze first prise is fifty thousand francs. In American money, zat ees ten thousand dollars.
The Attache: Give or take a little.
Christopher Pride: As long as you give, I'll take.

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

[Greeting Elizabeth's secretary]
Christopher Pride: Hi, Murphy, you precious pussycat!

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