Donald Duck:
[Reading sign] "Experimental Laboratory, Camouflage Corps. Keep out"
[Goes in]
Donald Duck: It didn't say "positively."
[Goes in]
Donald Duck: It didn't say "positively."
Sgt. Pete:
[catching Donald painting a cannon in rainbow colors] What are you doing here?
Donald Duck: I'm a camouflage painter.
Sgt. Pete: Camouflage?
[Sees the rainbow colors Donald painted on the cannon]
Sgt. Pete: Why, you fool! You got to paint it so you can't see it!
Donald Duck: [subdued] Ohhh... I didn't know.
Sgt. Pete: Get some new paint, and make that gun hard to see!
Donald Duck: Yes, sir. Oh, why don't somebody tell me these things?
Donald Duck: I'm a camouflage painter.
Sgt. Pete: Camouflage?
[Sees the rainbow colors Donald painted on the cannon]
Sgt. Pete: Why, you fool! You got to paint it so you can't see it!
Donald Duck: [subdued] Ohhh... I didn't know.
Sgt. Pete: Get some new paint, and make that gun hard to see!
Donald Duck: Yes, sir. Oh, why don't somebody tell me these things?
[last lines]
Sgt. Pete: [Pete is in a cell, trapped in a straitjacket] I ain't crazy. You know I ain't crazy! Go tell the general that I ain't crazy.
Donald Duck: Do you think *I'm* crazy?
Sgt. Pete: [Pete is in a cell, trapped in a straitjacket] I ain't crazy. You know I ain't crazy! Go tell the general that I ain't crazy.
Donald Duck: Do you think *I'm* crazy?
[Pete notices the cannon supposedly missing, when Donald simply painted it invisible]
Sgt. Pete: [shocked] The cannon! It's gone! A fifth columnist! He stole our cannon!
Sgt. Pete: [shocked] The cannon! It's gone! A fifth columnist! He stole our cannon!