Robert Woolsey

Robert Woolsey
(as Newton)

Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: So do I!
Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: Captain, are you going to let him get away with that? I reiterated first.

Robert Woolsey

Robert Woolsey
(as Newton)

Newton: He walked out on us. Remind me to hate him, will you?

Robert Woolsey

Robert Woolsey
(as Newton)

Newton: I cut his ear from throat to throat.

Robert Woolsey

Robert Woolsey
(as Newton)

Newton: I shot him through the heart.
Capt. Jennings: Winfield Lake was shot in the head.
Newton: Well, his heart was in his mouth.

Robert Woolsey

Robert Woolsey
(as Newton)

Newton: It's the greatest idea I've ever had. And, boy, you know I've had a lot of them.
Johnnie: Yeah, but none of them ever worked.
Newton: A mere coincidence.


Robert Woolsey

Robert Woolsey
(as Newton)

Newton: Sonny, you've got the brain of a six-year-old boy. And I'll bet even he was glad to get rid of it.

Willie Best

Willie Best
(as Sleepy)

Newton: What kind of snuff you want? The left-handed or the right-handed kind?
Sleepy: I want the sniffin' kind.

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